|Mario Balotelli:||*grew up without his birth parents, heckled by racist vitriol at every point in his life, regularly disowned by the only country he has ever known, criticised for 'the manner' in which he reacts to racist abuse, blamed for Italy's Euro '12 final loss, blamed for Italy's World Cup '14 loss, abused by fans who alternate racism with demands that he save their team, has his every move scrutinised including serious offences such as eating curry, discussed like an inhuman psycho with no self-control*
|Everyone:||God he's so DIFFICULT to deal with.
worst transfer window ever
"Mourinhho would not fit in at Barcelona. I personally like him because he spent three years here, but the type of football his teams play is not what we would want. His football is too speculative, and his teams are always waiting to see what the opposition do first, and so I don’t think he will go down in the history of football as a great manager."
#i love you xavi rly
#you are a source of comedy gold